Top 10 Reasons Jason Gives Me, So I Will Keep Playing Memoir With Him

1. Run, run as fast as you can - you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man! (I still have no clue what that means).
2. Hey its random, don't let that get you down.
3. At least the scenarios are over quickly
4. You don't suck that badly
5. See, your problem is that you always have to play your next card face up so I can abuse you like I do your mom.
   
6. After 51 scenarios, you are only down by 21 medals - that's less than 1/2 a medal per scenario!
7. After we get through all 128 scenarios, we can switch sides and then play with the rules that balance things.
8. Did I say 128? I meant 182
   
9. Don't feel bad - after all the Axis did win the war... um, never mind.
10. You still do better than Mike G does against me.

So yeah, I started another scenario today and in FIVE turns, he beat me 6-2. He beats me like a ho that's been holding out on him. I get beat more than a dog with a bladder infection and a timid personality. Well, that makes the Axis now ahead 226-205 for the campaign.